Monday, December 10, 2007

Blue Eyed Baby

.. and Roland and Eddie and Susannah and Jake all saw.....

The Beam

And the Beam saw them, as well.

Monday, November 12, 2007


We are desperately seeking our lost Irish setter, Callahan!

Last seen wandering with a puppy, a pregnant female black lab, a pit bull and a mutilated mongrel of a beast.

Our long lost Callahan has various scars, but is warm and loving to all but the 3 types.

if found, please call ext. 397

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Something went wrong

There once was a girl named Bright
who traveled at the speed of light;

She left one day
In a relative way
and came back the previous night.

Sunday, October 14, 2007


Roses are Blue
Mono's are Pink
But worst of the worst
Those lobstrocities sure stink.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

It comes

A Tower is Dark
A Tower is Tall
They come as five
Which Tower will fall?

Oy: "..all!"

Oh yes, Blaine is a PAIN.